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    <title>My First Toonlet</title>
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I finally got around to giving <a href="http://toonlet.com/">toonlet</a> a whirl. 
I wish that I could figure out how to resize or move that word bubble.  It appears
that sometimes I talk out of my eye.  Also, I can't figure out how to (or if
you even can) add text in other places.  Like say on the shirt.  Anyway,
here's my freshman attempt:
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                  <a href="http://toonlet.com/archive?i=14441" target="_new">Indy.
One year later</a>
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                <span class="toonlet-byline" style="FONT-STYLE: italic">by <a href="http://toonlet.com/creator/ballpeenhammer" target="_new">ballpeenhammer</a></span>
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    <title>So Far Away</title>
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    <published>2008-07-10T20:09:39.3046250-07:00</published>
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On Twitter, <a href="http://twitter.com/lyzadanger">Lyza</a> put up a comment about
Dire Straits: Brothers in Arms.  I don't know how many times I listened to that
tape.  The only thing that stopped me was the fact that it finally broke. 
Thinking about led to (as it so often does) YouTube.
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    <title>18 minutes with an agile mind</title>
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    <published>2008-06-18T16:45:52.4683750-07:00</published>
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          <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Clifford_Stoll">Clifford Stoll</a> gave this
TED Talk a little over two years ago.  I just found it today.  I don't agree
with everything that he says, but he makes very valid points.  If you haven't
seen it yet, you should find 18 minutes and watch it.  It will be worth it.
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    <title>You don't mess with Vader</title>
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    <published>2008-06-12T18:09:43.2190000-07:00</published>
    <updated>2008-06-12T18:11:21.1408750-07:00</updated>
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After attending Tech Ed 2008 last week, my family and I stayed in Orlando for a couple
of days and tried to jumpstart the economy by visiting Disney World.  At Hollywood
Studios it was a Star Wars weekend.  What that means is parades, photo ops, plenty
to buy....and yes, a dance competition.
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    <title>Usually Safe For Work</title>
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    <published>2008-05-14T18:06:53.2490000-07:00</published>
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Quite a while ago now, <a href="http://www.maze1971.com/loco/">Marq</a> and I were
having a conversation about some pictures on <a href="http://www.flickr.com/">flickr</a> and
how someone (or many people, I forget) had "favorited" a picture that he had of feet. 
After far too many jokes about feet, <a href="http://footr.johnarmitage.net/">footr</a> was
born.  The pictures are usually safe for work.  But every now and then you
get one popping up that you really shouldn't be looking at.  
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    <title>Happy Fun Ball</title>
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    <published>2008-05-05T19:11:17.9682500-07:00</published>
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After over a month of radio silence, I'm just posting to share this golden oldie:
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    <title>Spall Cheker Naht Werking!</title>
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    <published>2008-03-27T07:40:07.8955000-07:00</published>
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I just noticed this morning that my spell checker wasn’t working (outlook and word)
in 2007. I googled around and it only seems to happen when you upgrade, not for a
fresh install. 
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I don’t know how many misspellings I’ve been sending out for the past two weeks since
I upgraded. I’m too horrified to even think about it. If you find yourself in the
same boat, this was the fix that I found: 
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In your registry settings delete <b>HKEY_CURRENT_USER\Software\Microsoft\Shared Tools\Proofing
Tools\1.0</b></p>
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That seemed to fix everything. 
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For the record, I did run the MS Office Diagnostics tool first. But that didn’t fix
the problem.
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    <title>Homebrew Games</title>
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    <published>2008-02-21T07:29:23.2995000-08:00</published>
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The other day <a href="http://flishhorse.spaces.live.com/">Mark</a> sent me a <a href="http://www.wired.com/gaming/gamingreviews/news/2008/02/gdc_walkup">link</a> to
Wired, basically talking about how indie games were looking to be a big deal this
year.  The article really played up the fact that the Playstation 3 seems to
be leading in this particular department.  That bummed me out a bit.  I
hate being a Microsoft fanboy, but I started playing around with <a href="http://www.xna.com/">XNA</a> way
back when it first came out.  The indie game idea seemed really cool, especially
with the ability to deploy to one of the latest generation of consoles.  But
after reading that article I was feeling like the XBOX 360 and Microsoft had missed
the boat.  XNA came out a while ago, and here we are able to create games, but
we aren't really able to share them.  Well apparently that is changing. 
Soon....
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The quick version:  Microsoft is adding the ability for developers to publish
their games to XBOX Live.  What they are calling "Subscriber Peers" (I'm guessing
these are Creators Club members?) will be able to download the games, play them, and
review them.  If the games "pass" (what all goes into "passing", I don't know),
they will be added to the global catalog on the XBOX Live Marketplace....meaning available
to anybody.  If you want to read more, go here:  <a href="http://forums.xna.com/ShowThread.aspx?PostID=46554">http://forums.xna.com/ShowThread.aspx?PostID=46554</a></p>
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A preview starts YESTERDAY!  It's available now.  Not the full blown system
listed above, but a preview.  You can download the game launcher for free, right
now.  RIGHT NOW!  It's only available until Feb 24th.  So go get it. 
You can then play seven preview games.  One was the winner of last year's <a href="http://dreambuildplay.com/main/default.aspx">Dream
Build Play</a> contest.  My favorite happens to be the Jelly Car game. 
It's super simple, and super fun.  Try them all.
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Did I mention it's only available for another couple of days?  Go get it!
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    <title>SQL Management Studio Shortcuts</title>
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    <published>2008-02-06T03:28:38.9176250-08:00</published>
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I usually run <strike>Query Analyzer</strike> Sql Server Management Studio with my
query results being displayed as text.  But every now and then I really need
them to show up in a grid...usually for copying and pasting.  Whenever this happens
it's always a process of me sitting there clicking through menus until I remember
that you can change that setting under  Tools -&gt; Options -&gt; Query Results
-&gt; Default destination for result
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What a pain in the ass.  
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Today I discovered the keyboard shortcut for making this change and committed it to
memory (AKA the yellow sticky note on my monitor).  Here they are for you, and
for me when I forget sometime in the near future.
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CTRL+D: Results in a grid<br />
CTRL+T: Results as text
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Another one that <a href="http://flishhorse.spaces.live.com/blog/cns!66744541FD192CA8!921.entry">Mark</a> was
asking me about the other day... how to insert a NULL into a column when you have
the table open in Management Studio.
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CTRL+0  (zero)
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If you are dead set on never touching the mouse, here is the definitive list from
SQL Server 2005 Books Online:
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          <a href="http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms174205.aspx">http://technet.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms174205.aspx</a>
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They don't seem to have that insert NULL shortcut listed there though.  I wonder
if any others are missing?
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